Beyond the Valley of the Drums

Toxic chemical drums are still being found in this Louisville area that was supposedly cleaned up years ago:

http://unusualkentucky.blogspot.com/2009/12/valley-of-drums.html

Make No Mis-steak

Nightlife Notes #3, on why JSH always sends his steak back:

http://www.louisvillemojo.com/blogs/Louisville_blogs/83656/Nightlife_Notes__3

Donner's a Goner

Donder is the new Donner:

http://unusualkentucky.blogspot.com/2009/12/donder-society.html

Buying the Farm

JSH dreams of obtaining this luxurious farm in Estill County. He just needs you to lend him half a million.

http://transylvaniagentlemen.blogspot.com/2009/12/kentucky-gentlemans-farm.html

New Hope for the Dead

Another JSH modest proposal: let's let dead people vote!

http://revelationawaitsanappointedtime.blogspot.com/2009/12/voting-rights-for-dead.html

http://unusualkentucky.blogspot.com/2009/12/voting-rights-for-dead.html

Civil War Battle Fought in the Nude

Maybe this is a gimmick we should try in Afghanistan:

http://unusualkentucky.blogspot.com/2009/12/naked-civil-war-battle.html

Jefferson Davis Memorial

The tallest unreinforced concrete structure in the world:

http://unusualkentucky.blogspot.com/2009/12/jefferson-davis-monument.html

Nightlife Notes #2

"If you're an card-carrying degenerate Cachaca addict like myself, then you know how hard it can be to get a decent Caipirinha in this burg."

http://www.louisvillemojo.com/blogs/Louisville_blogs/83409/Nightlife_Notes__2

Kentucky Tops Nation in Cancer Deaths

A cheerful little statistic:

http://unusualkentucky.blogspot.com/2009/12/kentucky-most-cancerous-state.html

Nightlife Notes

Nightlife Notes, a new column within a column, keeping track of where and what JSH likes to eat and drink.... and JSH *loves* to eat and drink.

http://www.louisvillemojo.com/blogs/Blog.Cfm?EntryID=83310&BlogID=32682

The Last Suit You'll Ever Wear

Here come the Men In Black:

http://unusualkentucky.blogspot.com/2009/12/men-in-black.html

Ninja, Please.

Two men in black kevlar SWAT/ninja outfits stage bizarre home invasion. What's the frequency, Kenneth?

http://www.louisvillemojo.com/blogs/Louisville_blogs/83293/Masked_Ninjas_Still_at_Large_After_Home_Invasion

In Defense of Tiger Woods

"Here we go again! Another phony, hand-wringing, media feeding frenzy to humiliate a man for having a sex drive."

http://transylvaniagentlemen.blogspot.com/2009/12/tiger-beat.html

Безымянная звезда

Can-Can dancers, Soviet style.

http://voraxica.blogspot.com/2009/12/blog-post.html

It's A Long Way To Tipperary

Where is Tipperary, anyway? And can you see Russia from there?

http://creepsrecords.blogspot.com/2009/12/russian-red-army-choir-its-long-way-to.html

Clean-up in Aisle Seven!

A urinating, meat-handling man invades a Louisville Kroger store:

http://www.louisvillemojo.com/blogs/Louisville_blogs/83261/Man_in_Kroger_Urinates_on_Floor__Tampers_with_Food

Louisville Violent Crime Wave

"A dead waitress in a suitcase. A stabbing in a gaming store, a shooting in a dollar store. Louisville's fear factor seems to be going into high gear as we enter the winter."

http://www.louisvillemojo.com/blogs/Louisville_blogs/83212/Wave_of_Violence_Increases

Ronald McDonald a Kentuckian?

The original Ronald McDonald clown, who died this week, was living in seclusion in Kentucky:

http://unusualkentucky.blogspot.com/2009/12/ronald-mcdonald-dies-in-ashland.html

The Little People

"Were the "little people" known to the Cherokee related to UFOs, inter-dimensional mysteries or some other unusual phenomena?"

http://unusualkentucky.blogspot.com/2009/12/legend-of-little-people.html

Crippled Chicken Statue

PETA wants to put up a statue of a crippled chicken in KFC's honor. Maybe KFC should put up a statue of a mentally ill vegan nerd to return the favor.

http://www.louisvillemojo.com/blogs/Louisville_blogs/83116/PETA_Statue_Mocks_KFC

Battleship Saved by Taters!

Before the Corbomite Maneuver and the Fizzbin bluff, there was the Potato Gambit:

http://revelationawaitsanappointedtime.blogspot.com/2009/12/ship-saved-by-potatoes.html

Somerset Serial Killer

The discovery of a burned body in Pulaski County leads to the discovery of another, older, burned skeleton in the same area...

http://unusualkentucky.blogspot.com/2009/12/somerset-serial-killer.html