Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Beyond the Valley of the Drums

Toxic chemical drums are still being found in this Louisville area that was supposedly cleaned up years ago:

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Make No Mis-steak

Nightlife Notes #3, on why JSH always sends his steak back:

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Buying the Farm

JSH dreams of obtaining this luxurious farm in Estill County. He just needs you to lend him half a million.

New Hope for the Dead

Another JSH modest proposal: let's let dead people vote!

Monday, December 21, 2009

Civil War Battle Fought in the Nude

Maybe this is a gimmick we should try in Afghanistan:

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Jefferson Davis Memorial

The tallest unreinforced concrete structure in the world:

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Nightlife Notes #2

"If you're an card-carrying degenerate Cachaca addict like myself, then you know how hard it can be to get a decent Caipirinha in this burg."

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Nightlife Notes

Nightlife Notes, a new column within a column, keeping track of where and what JSH likes to eat and drink.... and JSH *loves* to eat and drink.

The Last Suit You'll Ever Wear

Here come the Men In Black:

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Ninja, Please.

Two men in black kevlar SWAT/ninja outfits stage bizarre home invasion. What's the frequency, Kenneth?

In Defense of Tiger Woods

"Here we go again! Another phony, hand-wringing, media feeding frenzy to humiliate a man for having a sex drive."

Friday, December 11, 2009

Безымянная звезда

Can-Can dancers, Soviet style.

It's A Long Way To Tipperary

Where is Tipperary, anyway? And can you see Russia from there?

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Clean-up in Aisle Seven!

A urinating, meat-handling man invades a Louisville Kroger store:

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Louisville Violent Crime Wave

"A dead waitress in a suitcase. A stabbing in a gaming store, a shooting in a dollar store. Louisville's fear factor seems to be going into high gear as we enter the winter."

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Ronald McDonald a Kentuckian?

The original Ronald McDonald clown, who died this week, was living in seclusion in Kentucky:

Sunday, December 6, 2009

The Little People

"Were the "little people" known to the Cherokee related to UFOs, inter-dimensional mysteries or some other unusual phenomena?"

Crippled Chicken Statue

PETA wants to put up a statue of a crippled chicken in KFC's honor. Maybe KFC should put up a statue of a mentally ill vegan nerd to return the favor.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Battleship Saved by Taters!

Before the Corbomite Maneuver and the Fizzbin bluff, there was the Potato Gambit:

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Somerset Serial Killer

The discovery of a burned body in Pulaski County leads to the discovery of another, older, burned skeleton in the same area...