Friday, June 11, 2010

Son of a Clown

Again with the Clowns? JSH says he is writing a play about Joey Grimaldi and his son...


The life and times of Gloria Vanderbilt, and her CIA agent son Anderson Cooper:

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Jagerbombs: Why?

"if you're in a bar spending your hard-earned bucks on booze, why on Earth would you want to choose a drink with which the effects of intoxication are masked?! Save your money and just don't drink, if that's the case!"

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

The Kentucky Singers

"We don't even know if the Kentucky Singers were really Kentuckians, and the odds are actually against it, since it was apparently the fashion at the time to adopt a faux-Kentuckian image - witness Henny Hendrickson's Louisville Serenaders, a bunch of Jersey guys who probably never set foot in Louisville in their lives. And Johnny Hamp's Kentucky Serenaders, based out of Pennsylvania."

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

What is "Hiero-Nog"?

Your friendly bartender JSH explains:

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Whirl + Twirl + Girl

Al Gore invented the internet so you could watch kinescopes of roller-skating vaudeville acts from 1950.